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Welcome to the Elftown Bar




Owner:[Slayer Chick]

Restaurant General Manager: [Position Open]

Assistant Manager: [Position Open]

Secretary: [Position Open]



Go to...

-->Elftown Bar's Dance Floor
-->Backroom of the Elftown Bar
-->Elftown Restaurant



Oh yeah, If you want to apply for a job, or even help out, message one of the Managers mmmkay... Oh and please put a banner up in your house!!! Pretty Please...


RULES FOR EMPLOYEE'S AND EVERYONE ELSE.

Employee Rules
Everyone's Rules
Elftown Bar Banners




WE'RE HIRING NEW BARTENDERS. APPLY!

Bartenders:
1.[Slayer Chick]
2. [Position Open]
3. [Position Open]




Members: *GET FREE BEER!!*
1.[blueplayboytiger]
2.[Hells Chaos]
3.[Lady Darkness]
4.[raven_morbida]
5.[lost child]
6.[Alice in Darkland]
7.[ThEGranDWazoO]
8.[tyu]
9.[~Bunny~]
10.[Silent Death]
11.[snowyvenus]
12.[a married mistress]
13.[Darkness of Faith]
14.[darkstar151]
15.[Shadow Darkness]
16.[This is a Deleted Account]
17.[Pink_Pixie]
18.[Mack Daddy Yoda]
19.[p7]
20.[whiskey_girl]




Security Guards

RULES: Everyone MUST respect these guards, if you don't follow the rules, they will be ordered to kick you out.
IF you want to be a SG you have to ask [Slayer Chick] or a manager. If you are a SG, Please follow all of the rules. EVEN THE BAR RULES!!! FOLLOW THEM ALL! and do your job. You can still drink and eat, but make sure that you can still do your job! Make sure you don't get too drunk though…show up often! Watch this wiki page and make sure you visit as much as possible! Thanks
Security Guards ((SG)):
ONLY 5 SECURITY GURDS!!! PLEASE APPLY with [Slayer Chick]. Thank you :)

1.[Position Open]
2.[Position Open]
3.[Position Open]
4.[Position Open]
5.[Position Open]


This badge is ONLY for the Security Guards!!!

Badges

<img:http://elftown.eu/img/photo/54947_1101318617.jpg>

or

<img:http://elftown.eu/img/photo/54947_1101318941.jpg>

**PS: The reason I made the guards is so that people don't get hurt. These guards will protect anyone, and break up fights.**


Drinks:
Bloody Mary 
Budweiser
Champagne
Chardonnay
Coors
Corona
Daquiri's
Hot Damn
Hurricane
Jack Daniels
Margarita's: all kinds
Mike's Hard Lemonade
Mudslide
Pina Colada
Red Wine
Rum
Sex On The Beach
Shirley Temple
Smirnoff
Sunset Passion Colada
Taquila
Virgin Mary
Whiskey
White Russian
White Wine
........ETC.



Update:

THE ELFTOWN RESTAURANT NEEDS WORKERS AND MEMBERS,SO IF YOU WANT SOMETHING MORE INTRESTING THAN JUST THE BAR,GO THERE FOR SOME GOOD ELFTOWN FOOD ^__^



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2004-10-22 [Death's Die-Ary]: yes sir!

2004-10-22 [a married mistress]: lol mallory he doesnt wanna share

2004-10-22 [chainer401]: *winks* hey, I was just gone for a while *pours you both some*

2004-10-22 [a married mistress]: *drinks one of everything*

2004-10-22 [chainer401]: *watches you*

2004-10-22 [a married mistress]: what are you lookin at? *turns around*

2004-10-22 [chainer401]: nothing, just wondering how many drinks it'll take you to get drunk...

2004-10-22 [a married mistress]: about 10....i counted

2004-10-22 [chainer401]: lol, cool

2004-10-22 [Death's Die-Ary]: would you guys like some grapes................................................bitches

2004-10-22 [chainer401]: O.o

2004-10-22 [Death's Die-Ary]: lmao o shit thats funny

2004-10-22 [a married mistress]: Lol mallory you stole that phrase from me,GROWL

2004-10-22 [Death's Die-Ary]: bitch lol

2004-10-22 [a married mistress]: lol whore

2004-10-22 [Death's Die-Ary]: *rips caitlyns clothes off*

2004-10-22 [a married mistress]: *gasps* u bitch! *rips ur clothes off and pushes u in the mud*

2004-10-22 [Death's Die-Ary]: *gasps* bitches!.....ugh! *pushes u down and rolls over*

2004-10-22 [Kiria]: o0 This is very weird to come back too

2004-10-22 [Darkness of Faith]: 0.o ok then...interesting

2004-10-22 [Shade Wolf]: I"m back Oooh Maltro And Ally

2004-10-23 [Slayer Chick]: hey [Darkness of Faith] can i have a strawberry daquiri? NOW!!!! haha

2004-10-23 [Darkness of Faith]: *gives you a strawberry daquiri* There happy...i love you [Slayer Chick] ^_^

2004-10-23 [Slayer Chick]: *takes it* thanks!...wub ya 2...

2004-10-23 [Death's Die-Ary]: *steals a drink*

2004-10-23 [chainer401]: *eyes the stolen drink in death's hand*

2004-10-23 [Grrt]: Hey Sorry I havent been to work i forgot my elftown password lol

2004-10-23 [Death's Die-Ary]: lol its good as long as u show up enough

2004-10-23 [Slayer Chick]: just start showing up and ya won't get fired...duh...LOL...haha but yesh...death is allowed to steal drinx cuz it's our liquir....LOL

2004-10-23 [fi-deaith]: hi ppl

2004-10-23 [Grrt]: okies

2004-10-23 [Death's Die-Ary]: can i get a uh....smirnoff and lemonade

2004-10-23 [fi-deaith]: ill get it* makes it and hands it to him* there u go

2004-10-23 [Death's Die-Ary]: um i'm your owner,u dunce O_O

2004-10-23 [Grrt]: lol

2004-10-23 [fi-deaith]: your point?

2004-10-23 [Slayer Chick]: SHE'S A GIRL!!!!....you said *hands it to him* derrr...LOL hi [fi-deaith]! *hugz*

2004-10-23 [Grrt]: hey slayer i showed up today! yay! lol

2004-10-23 [fi-deaith]: opps, sorry u changed your name, i didnt know! sorry

2004-10-23 [Slayer Chick]: lol sweet! GO GARRET! *hugz*

2004-10-24 [Death's Die-Ary]: *tries to whistle at Slayer*

2004-10-24 [fi-deaith]: hi

2004-10-24 [a married mistress]: *flashes everyone* *makes myself a dquiri*

2004-10-24 [Death's Die-Ary]: *stares and tackles caitlyn and begins to lick her*

2004-10-24 [a married mistress]: hehe *lix back* mr yum yums!

2004-10-24 [Death's Die-Ary]: lmao

2004-10-24 [Grrt]: I Just Got Back From The Skate Park (4 Hours Baby! WooHoo!)

2004-10-24 [Death's Die-Ary]: had fun i see ^^

2004-10-24 [Grrt]: yep

2004-10-24 [Death's Die-Ary]: you didnt take me *frowns* lol

2004-10-24 [Grrt]: i know

2004-10-24 [Death's Die-Ary]: well since ur here i want to order a vodka with apple cider

2004-10-24 [Grrt]: *get a vodka with apple cider and hands it to you* Here ya Go

2004-10-24 [chainer401]: ello

2004-10-24 [fi-deaith]: hi ppl

2004-10-25 [Death's Die-Ary]: *downs it* thanx

2004-10-25 [Kiria]: hello

2004-10-25 [fi-deaith]: hey ya cait

2004-10-25 [Death's Die-Ary]: hey ^^ everyone

2004-10-25 [Shade Wolf]: Hi sexy

2004-10-25 [fi-deaith]: hey ppl

2004-10-25 [Darkness of Faith]: so how is everyone???

2004-10-25 [fi-deaith]: fine, you?

2004-10-25 [Kiria]: good

2004-10-25 [fi-deaith]: thats good

2004-10-25 [Kiria]: Yup, it is. Its good that you are good too. ^^

2004-10-25 [fi-deaith]: very lol :P

2004-10-26 [a married mistress]: my goodies,my goodies,my goodies,not my goodies

2004-10-26 [chainer401]: lmao

2004-10-26 [Kiria]: I love that song!

2004-10-26 [fi-deaith]: lol

2004-10-26 [Kiria]: ^^ It was just on the radio

2004-10-26 [a married mistress]: lol that song is funny

2004-10-26 [Death's Die-Ary]: *dances to it*

2004-10-26 [a married mistress]: *dances with maltro from the back*

2004-10-26 [Death's Die-Ary]: *pulls our clothes off*

2004-10-26 [a married mistress]: *winks**winks**winks**winks**winks**winks**winks**winks**winks**winks**winks**winks**winks**winks**winks**winks**winks**winks**winks**winks**winks**winks**winks**winks*

2004-10-26 [Death's Die-Ary]: *twitches*

2004-10-26 [chainer401]: *walks in*

2004-10-26 [a married mistress]: *jumps on chainer*

2004-10-26 [chainer401]: oof Hi!

2004-10-26 [Death's Die-Ary]: oooooooh chainer! *jumps on chainer!*

2004-10-26 [a married mistress]: *growls at mallory*

2004-10-26 [Kiria]: Wow, whats going on?

2004-10-26 [chainer401]: *is being jumped on* hey everyone

2004-10-26 [fi-deaith]: hi ppl

2004-10-26 [Kiria]: hello

2004-10-26 [fi-deaith]: *waves*

2004-10-26 [chainer401]: uh-oh, dinner time, brb

2004-10-26 [fi-deaith]: allrihgt, see ya

2004-10-26 [Kiria]: bye

2004-10-26 [fi-deaith]: BTW, im looking for some banners...can u tell me where the muffin king banner and that boys are stupied lets throw stones at them?

2004-10-26 [Kiria]: Sorry I don't know

2004-10-26 [Death's Die-Ary]: *twitches again*

2004-10-26 [Kiria]: *backs away*

2004-10-26 [Death's Die-Ary]: *walks towards u*

2004-10-26 [Kiria]: why are you twitches

2004-10-26 [Death's Die-Ary]: cuz i like to see ppl's reactions

2004-10-26 [fi-deaith]: lol*hugs so u cant twitch* hehe

2004-10-26 [Death's Die-Ary]: *feels the urge to twitch* :) if u make me a daquiri i might feel better

2004-10-26 [fi-deaith]: *shrugs then lets go* sure lol*makes it then hands it to her*

2004-10-26 [Death's Die-Ary]: *downs it and hands u your paycheck*

2004-10-26 [fi-deaith]: cool thx hun

2004-10-26 [Kiria]: lol

2004-10-26 [Death's Die-Ary]: *stares* .......?

2004-10-26 [fi-deaith]: ????? im confustacated.....

2004-10-26 [Death's Die-Ary]: oooh i thought said confinscated

2004-10-26 [chainer401]: Hey, it's imaginary! *jumps on her*

2004-10-26 [fi-deaith]: lol

2004-10-26 [Death's Die-Ary]: *falls on the floor* ouch....cant....breathe

2004-10-26 [fi-deaith]: *looks worryed* umm..?

2004-10-26 [chainer401]: *gets up* oh, sorry.....

2004-10-26 [fi-deaith]: lol

2004-10-27 [a married mistress]: *Goes up to bar table*

2004-10-27 [Kiria]: wow, what an odd group

2004-10-27 [Death's Die-Ary]: i'll show u odd *pushes u*

2004-10-27 [Kiria]: Hey! *pushes back*

2004-10-27 [Death's Die-Ary]: *pushes u into some old fat,greasy dude*

2004-10-27 [Kiria]: Hey see that girl? *points to Mallory* She really likes you and wants to date you.  *Old fat, greasy dude goes up and hugs Mallory*

2004-10-27 [chainer401]: *looks at lonly one* ok, that's just a little over the top

2004-10-27 [Death's Die-Ary]: *gasps* i do not! lol omg...*stabbs old greasy dude*

2004-10-27 [Shade Wolf]: *stabs greasy dude too*

2004-10-27 [Death's Die-Ary]: wheee -hooo!

2004-10-27 [Shade Wolf]: *hands Mallory firebombs that Lea gave me*

2004-10-27 [Death's Die-Ary]: *drops them at random houses*

2004-10-27 [Shade Wolf]: *points and Laughs* Hey wait wasn't that your house?

2004-10-27 [Death's Die-Ary]: *gasps* i dunno....?

2004-10-27 [raven_morbida]: *looks at the giant mushroom cloud* um Maltro? I think it was, it's kinda close, n'est-ce pas?

2004-10-27 [Shade Wolf]: Hey maybe with your insurance money you can buy a new better house?

2004-10-27 [Death's Die-Ary]: *dances on the burning house and tries to video tape the mushroom cloud*

2004-10-27 [Shade Wolf]: *gives you firemens suit and boots so you don't get burnt*

2004-10-27 [raven_morbida]: *comes running* Mallory! You forgot your flame resistant..... *just stops and watches her* suit

2004-10-27 [raven_morbida]: *sits down* ok I need a drink

2004-10-27 [Death's Die-Ary]: *runs to get it and runs into a pole*

2004-10-27 [Death's Die-Ary]: *begins twitching while on the floor*

2004-10-27 [raven_morbida]: I would like a vodka (stiff?) I don't know, I would like one though

2004-10-27 [Shade Wolf]: *gives you both flame retardent suits*

2004-10-27 [Death's Die-Ary]: *gets up while still twitching and makes her a vodka* richard can u give it to her for me *twitch*

2004-10-27 [raven_morbida]: *twitches and looks around*

2004-10-27 [Shade Wolf]: Sure. *hands Lea a Vodka on the rocks*

2004-10-27 [Death's Die-Ary]: *hands it to u in a rush*

2004-10-27 [raven_morbida]: *grabs it* brrr it's cold *keeps twitching while trying to take the ice out*

2004-10-27 [Shade Wolf]: *pours Bourbon in it too and watches the ice melt*

2004-10-27 [raven_morbida]: *still twitching but chugs it anway*

2004-10-27 [Death's Die-Ary]: *pushes richard n the chamber filled with horny midgets and locks it*

2004-10-27 [Shade Wolf]: Let me out!

2004-10-27 [raven_morbida]: eww lmao Richardtro is going to have some interesting times ;)

2004-10-27 [Death's Die-Ary]: by the way there's males and females

2004-10-27 [raven_morbida]: woo! orgy on Richard! *twitches*

2004-10-27 [Shade Wolf]: *busts out * Haha you midgets are too small to climb out.

2004-10-27 [Death's Die-Ary]: *looks at richard,and see's kiss marks on his face,ass,and balls...* wow um richard,i hope u know we video taped that

2004-10-27 [raven_morbida]: yeah and there's copies! *falls over*

2004-10-27 [Shade Wolf]: *destroys the tape*

2004-10-27 [Death's Die-Ary]: *farts huge*

2004-10-27 [Shade Wolf]: *lights it*

2004-10-27 [raven_morbida]: *huge fireball erupts* ooo! look at the pretty colors

2004-10-27 [Death's Die-Ary]: blow it

2004-10-27 [Shade Wolf]: *grabs a fire extinguisher and uses it*

2004-10-27 [raven_morbida]: aww poo pu

2004-10-27 [Death's Die-Ary]: <img:http://elftown.lysator.liu.se/img/photo/41026_1086757199.jpg>

2004-10-27 [raven_morbida]: <img:http://elftown.lysator.liu.se/stuff/eg_iy_virgo.jpg>

2004-10-27 [raven_morbida]: *does the Virgo walk* now what foo'?

2004-10-27 [Death's Die-Ary]: *gasps as i hear bullets*

2004-10-27 [Shade Wolf]: Duck

2004-10-27 [Death's Die-Ary]: *ducks*

2004-10-27 [Shade Wolf]: *builds a wall to shield us from bullets*

2004-10-27 [raven_morbida]: Oi! No shooting *throws mega firebombs into the direction of the shooters* Ye-Ah

2004-10-27 [Death's Die-Ary]: it's the esse's and the vato's!.........homes! run foo'!

2004-10-27 [Shade Wolf]: *hits a button on my watch and a BMW 740 appears. Get in.

2004-10-27 [raven_morbida]: really oops I knew I blew something up

2004-10-27 [Shade Wolf]: Lea!!!

2004-10-27 [a married mistress]: shit,wut did i miss??

2004-10-27 [Death's Die-Ary]: too much lol

2004-10-27 [Grrt]: oh shit its the irish mafia!

2004-10-27 [raven_morbida]: *whistles* nice car, good thing my aim was off

2004-10-28 [chainer401]: *runs inside crouched over as to not present a target* God, what do the mafia want?

2004-10-28 [Death's Die-Ary]: *lets out a fart and smiles*

2004-10-28 [chainer401]: okk

2004-10-28 [fi-deaith]: hi ppl

2004-10-28 [Death's Die-Ary]: hello person of the elftown bar who is a worker,and does his best work and is never late and gives out good drinks and gets paid good and will never make a salary as good as mine,and wishes to be the best bartender of all time,but it prob will not happen so good luck....*breathes hard* i'm done

2004-10-28 [fi-deaith]: OO uh huh..... HEY YA MALLORY! lol

2004-10-28 [Death's Die-Ary]: heya!

2004-10-28 [fi-deaith]: lol, how are you?

2004-10-28 [chainer401]: Hey, mallory, whatabout me? *grins*

2004-10-28 [Death's Die-Ary]: woah where'd u come from?

2004-10-28 [chainer401]: ummm, I've been on for a while, but I'm writing a three page essay *gives essay the finger*

2004-10-28 [Death's Die-Ary]: *essay attacks u*

2004-10-28 [chainer401]: Wahhh! *sets it on fire* oh crap! *tries to put the fire out*

2004-10-28 [Death's Die-Ary]: *stares at fire* oi a turn on

2004-10-28 [chainer401]: oh really?

2004-10-28 [raven_morbida]: *throws stuff into the fire* I want a show to see ^_~.

2004-10-28 [chainer401]: *raises eyebrow*

2004-10-28 [Death's Die-Ary]: *NODS*

2004-10-28 [chainer401]: *grins*

2004-10-28 [fi-deaith]: is n e 1 here?

2004-10-28 [chainer401]: um, me?

2004-10-28 [fi-deaith]: oh lol, hello

2004-10-28 [chainer401]: hi

2004-10-28 [fi-deaith]: how are you?

2004-10-28 [chainer401]: not to bad, you?

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